We're gonna walk all over your cars...
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
(via allorain)
I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: thordoftherings, via allorain)
THE INTERNATIONAL QUIDDITCH ASSOCIATION PRESENTS
422ND QUIDDITCH WOLD CUP
"The greatest magical event of the year."
(via rudysliesel)
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
(Source: thesickestjokes, via allorain)
Whiteboards are remarkable.
I HAD TO REBLOG THIS A SECOND TIME BECAUSE I JUST REALIZED ITS A PUN AND NOW I FEEL STUPID
I didn’t realize it was a pun until it was pointed out, I just thought 23,000 people were really passionate about whiteboards
(Source: thesickestjokes, via allorain)
i dont actually have a personality ive just sucked up the personalities of all my favorite characters from when i was about 6 up until now
(via allorain)
